(4:13:43 PM) les: if you needed to get a fox, goose, and bag of seed to an island, but you only had room in your boat for two and yourself how would you get them all on the island?
(4:14:39 PM) Eli: dude - that's not right - geese and foxes don't get along
(4:15:06 PM) les: yes. geese eat foxes
(4:15:18 PM) les: er
(4:15:20 PM) Eli: so i'd have the fox eat the goose
(4:15:22 PM) Eli: then go
(4:15:42 PM) Eli: for two and myself?
(4:15:45 PM) Eli: that means 3 right
(4:15:52 PM) Eli: that's enough room for all of us
(4:15:57 PM) Eli: hold the seed in my lap
(4:16:06 PM) Eli: or the goose
(4:16:09 PM) les: boat will sinc
(4:16:15 PM) Eli: you said room
(4:16:22 PM) les: now i'm saying sink
(4:16:27 PM) Eli: didn't say there was a weight limit
(4:16:57 PM) Eli: i'd untwine the bag and make a rope, tie it around the gooses neck and have it either fly or paddle behind the boat
(4:17:14 PM) les: gesse are unpredictable
(4:17:22 PM) Eli: that's why i'd have the rope
(4:17:24 PM) Eli: silly
(4:17:25 PM) les: it will eat the bag
(4:17:33 PM) Eli: too late, i already made it into a rope
(4:17:46 PM) les: how you gonna get the seed across?
(4:18:04 PM) Eli: fox, seeds and me in the boat
(4:18:06 PM) Eli: goose behind
(4:18:16 PM) les: goose is too big for ropes
(4:18:30 PM) les: tough goose. no neck
(4:18:35 PM) les: or feet
(4:18:36 PM) Eli: do i need the seeds when i get to the island?
(4:18:39 PM) les: or wings
(4:18:50 PM) les: eventually
(4:19:17 PM) Eli: but i could use the seeds as a trail for the goose to follow
(4:19:36 PM) Eli: geese luv seeds!
(4:19:39 PM) les: goose can't follow. no feet
(4:19:49 PM) les: or wings
(4:19:56 PM) Eli: why would i want to bring a footless/wingless goose with me?
(4:20:05 PM) les: it's part of the purchase order
(4:20:22 PM) Eli: why am i going to an island to sell something? it's uninhabited
(4:21:03 PM) les: there's goose/seed/fox cooks there
(4:21:34 PM) les: neutral zone. international waters. no cops
(4:21:39 PM) Eli: i'd mail the seeds via ups
(4:21:45 PM) Eli: then take the goose and fox in the boat
(4:21:57 PM) les: fox will eat the goose
(4:22:03 PM) les: and it's sunday
(4:22:06 PM) Eli: not if i sit between them
(4:22:18 PM) les: fox is crafty
(4:22:20 PM) Eli: wait till monday
(4:22:26 PM) Eli: i'm craftier
(4:22:33 PM) les: cooks have a timelimit
(4:22:41 PM) Eli: please..since when?
(4:22:59 PM) les: these are international waters man. pirate cooks
(4:23:12 PM) Eli: you said it was neutral territory
(4:23:16 PM) Eli: doesn't soudn that way
(4:23:25 PM) les: pirates are crafty
(4:23:48 PM) Eli: what's your point?
(4:24:32 PM) les: don't remember
(4:24:47 PM) Eli: nice story, can i kill the goose now?
(4:25:41 PM) les: died of starvation
(4:25:58 PM) Eli: what?
(4:26:01 PM) Eli: who did?
(4:26:09 PM) les: the goose
(4:26:11 PM) les: and the fox
(4:26:14 PM) les: and the pirates
(4:26:22 PM) Eli: why was i going to the island again?
(4:27:01 PM) les: to deliver the purchase order
(4:27:13 PM) Eli: a dead order?
(4:27:18 PM) Eli: to dead pirate cooks?
(4:27:53 PM) les: you didn't fulfil the terms of the purchase order
(4:28:11 PM) les: pirate cooks aren't going to work with you now
(4:28:25 PM) Eli: i really think i need a new profession

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