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Sunday, July 12, 2009

New Golf Terms

Thanks Sully!
  1. A "James Joyce," an impossible read
  2. A "Rock Hudson," looked straight, but wasn't
  3. A "Cuban," needed one more revolution
  4. An "Elton John," a big bender that lips the rim
  5. A "Lou Gehrig," a dead Yank
  6. An "Adolf Hitler," two shots in the bunker
  7. A "Saddam Hussein," from one bunker straight into another bunker
  8. A "Yasser Arafat," ugly and in the sand
  9. A "Kate Winslett," a little fat but otherwise perfect
  10. A "JFK, Jr.," didn't make it over the water
  11. A "Rodney King," over-clubbed
  12. An " O.J. Simpson," got away with it
  13. A "Princess Grace," should have taken a driver
  14. A "Princess Di," shouldn't have taken a driver
  15. A "George W.," steadily fading
  16. A "Condom," safe, but didn't feel very good
  17. A "Rush Limbaugh," too far to the right
  18. A "Nancy Pelosi," too far to the left

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Monday, July 6, 2009

How to redirect the www version of your site to non-www

Let's suppose you have a website. Did you know you probably have 2 versions of the same site? Try it, remove or add www and see what you get. If you want to consolidate your URLs, as the folks at http://no-www.org/ would advise, and you have a linux server follow these steps.

1. Login to your server so that you can create a file called .htaccess in the root directory.
2. Add this code to your .htaccess file.

RewriteEngine On
RewriteBase /
RewriteCond %{HTTP_HOST} !^lesliesteward.com$ [NC]
RewriteRule ^(.*)$ http://lesliesteward.com/$1 [L,R=301]

3. Replace lesliesteward.com with your website name.
4. Save

Now all your www.foo.com will point to foo.com. Good luck. If you have trouble, just leave a comment.


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