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Sunday, July 12, 2009

New Golf Terms

Thanks Sully!
  1. A "James Joyce," an impossible read
  2. A "Rock Hudson," looked straight, but wasn't
  3. A "Cuban," needed one more revolution
  4. An "Elton John," a big bender that lips the rim
  5. A "Lou Gehrig," a dead Yank
  6. An "Adolf Hitler," two shots in the bunker
  7. A "Saddam Hussein," from one bunker straight into another bunker
  8. A "Yasser Arafat," ugly and in the sand
  9. A "Kate Winslett," a little fat but otherwise perfect
  10. A "JFK, Jr.," didn't make it over the water
  11. A "Rodney King," over-clubbed
  12. An " O.J. Simpson," got away with it
  13. A "Princess Grace," should have taken a driver
  14. A "Princess Di," shouldn't have taken a driver
  15. A "George W.," steadily fading
  16. A "Condom," safe, but didn't feel very good
  17. A "Rush Limbaugh," too far to the right
  18. A "Nancy Pelosi," too far to the left

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Sunday, July 12, 2009

New Golf Terms

Thanks Sully!
  1. A "James Joyce," an impossible read
  2. A "Rock Hudson," looked straight, but wasn't
  3. A "Cuban," needed one more revolution
  4. An "Elton John," a big bender that lips the rim
  5. A "Lou Gehrig," a dead Yank
  6. An "Adolf Hitler," two shots in the bunker
  7. A "Saddam Hussein," from one bunker straight into another bunker
  8. A "Yasser Arafat," ugly and in the sand
  9. A "Kate Winslett," a little fat but otherwise perfect
  10. A "JFK, Jr.," didn't make it over the water
  11. A "Rodney King," over-clubbed
  12. An " O.J. Simpson," got away with it
  13. A "Princess Grace," should have taken a driver
  14. A "Princess Di," shouldn't have taken a driver
  15. A "George W.," steadily fading
  16. A "Condom," safe, but didn't feel very good
  17. A "Rush Limbaugh," too far to the right
  18. A "Nancy Pelosi," too far to the left

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